![]() He had his son’s killer and he still gave him a shot. The dude from Amanda’s trap was supposed to do what exactly ? Still, he is the archetype for a reason. The barb wire guy literally died as he was trying his best. Like the covered in wax and stepping on glass dude was screwedddddd. For starters, some of these traps are harder than others. He has one of, if not THE, biggest kill count, so there’s way more room for error. Still, this baby Jigsaw gets by on luck.ġ) John Kramer - this seems like the obvious choice, but it really isn’t. Someone HAD to take the wrap for being the new jigsaw, so I think even if Halloran doesn’t press the button I think there’s a chance hems still done for. I don’t want to say it was rigged for Halloran to die, but calling it fair seems a stretch. Let’s assume the barn game of his was played fairly (given that it was an exact replica of John’s, I think this is a fair guess) we’re only left with the laser trap. ![]() He didn’t DIRECTLY kill his wife’s killer, but he knew Halloran would. Nelson seems to grasp something that John Kramer was good at it, which is anticipating how people would react in certain scenarios. (Although in his defense, that wasn’t part of the game… so yeah)Ģ) Logan Nelson - working in his favor is the same thing working against Gordon: the low amount of examples can either be very helpful or very hurtful. Loses points for his revenge killing of his sister’s killer, the fact most people in 6 didn’t really have a say on their own fate, and that unfortunate killing spree at the end of 3D. The main traps of 5 and 3D are all pretty fair. He helped on the gross (but fair-ish) Venus fly trap, but blinding that one dude and throwing Hoffman’s saw away ~in 3D~ still keeps his fairness average low as hell.ģ) Mark Hoffman - I actually think Hoffman is a fair jigsaw when you look at it. Like finger guy literally hesitated for all of 5 seconds and that was all it took for him to lose.Ĥ) Lawrence Gordon - the least of all the Jigsaws, but way too involved to have plausible deniability like Jill Tuck. ![]() But these traps were also kinda elaborate to design so the least he could’ve done is given an adequate amount of time. 1 star on Yelp.ĥ) William Schenk - He’s the only one on the list without direct mentorship from Jigsaw, so I don’t blame him for not getting it entirely right. Special mention of Jill Tuck - she was never directly involved, but she had a working knowledge of what was going on and she did put Hoffman in the reverse bear trap without a key, so here’s to you baby girlĦ) Amanda young - Literally never gave anyone a chance to survive and only kept fueling her own unquenchable bloodlust. Ranking the jigsaw killers based on fairness of their games: Hell, he was a rookie who had been on the force for only a short time - how could he possibly be a more corrupt cop than others at that point? So someone might think it's either Schenk or Sam L., or that they're working together. But a keen watcher could notice they never play the whole tape from Schenk's death, or show his supposed body. is the killer when he isn't seen from in 3 days. I rather liked the film, and look forward to the sequel. This movie reminded me of Saw 3D with Hoffman going after all the detectives. Hell, I even wrote an essay once on the degradation of feministic values within that film, but it felt interesting seeing the movie revolve more so around the investigation route, with various single traps, rather than going from the "players'" point-of-view, as they go through multiple traps. That said, Chris Rock did a good job (imo) with his performance, but I liked the critique of Forrest Gump. Kramer's traps usually promoted some form of teamwork, and reformation, whereas these traps were meant to just cause the hardest torture possible for someone's death. No matter what, he would've died - either from blood loss or the SWAT team. The glass shard trap was technically winnable, if Chris had gotten the key in time, but Sam L. Even if the wax did stop, she wouldn't be able to get up. If the captain did severe her spinal cord, there's no guarantee the wax would stop. 90 seconds wasn't nearly enough, and even if all his fingers are severed, he'd likely die from blood loss. ![]() Even if the first guy jumped off, severing his tongue, he had little time to get out of the way of the fast-moving train. Pretty much all the traps were unwinnable.
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